Oh RATM – oh faceless pop act from The X Factor whatever your name is… Christmas number 1 is all very well good, but as the public continue to line the pockets of Cowell and Sony (I hear Rage are pledging all their profits to charity which is ace) spare a thought for the beloved campaign of Alcopop’s very own My First Tooth. Handsome of face, charming of wit and delicious of song – they’re gunning for Xmas number 2 (1 is just so bloody passé) – and at last check we were but 200,000 sales away from cracking it.
So – get involved, download Margaret Yen from any of your favourite e-tailers (be it Amazon, iTunes, ah whatever…) or from our shop, and then just get ooh… say 50,000 of your pals to do so as well. Just imagine the queens face when that came up in casual post-speech conversation.
Awesome…. See you in the charts J Ross says….
“Santa believers and non-believers,
Unite! We are releasing ‘Margaret Yen’ as a single. With them crazy folk at Alcopop! Records. And we’re going to go Christmas number 2. With your help. We don’t want No.1. We fear it. Please don’t make us number 1.
Number 3 is also acceptable.”
