In whence I discuss my ideal rock n’ roll burial method, how Cool Runnings will be be incorporated into my funeral and exactly how many scantily clad hussies I want playing the Candyskins greatest hits. Yep, this is ‘column February’ for the good boys of the 405.
Have a butchers here – it’s something we really should all think about – albeit Alcopop breeds only immortality 
True yeah…
